I want to show Lily my willy

Sang to the tune of LDN

Riding through the city with a stiff all

day

Cause the filth give me a blue tablet

It doesn't get me down and I feel OK

Cause the girls that I'm seeing are mingers

Everything seems to look as it should

But I wonder what goes on behind doors

A fella looking dapper, but he's sitting with a slapper

Then I see it's a pimp and my crack whore

You might laugh you might frown

Walkin' round Long-dong town

[Chorus]

Fun is in my fly oh why oh why

I’d love to be in someone else

Fun is in my fly oh why oh why

I’d love to be in someone else

When you look with your eyes

Everything seems nice

But if you look twice

it’s more than meets the eye

There was a foxy lil’ lady, who was walkin down the road
She struggled with funbags from Sex-po

There was me from the city having a wank in the park

I believe that it's called al frisko

Then a kid came along to offer a hand

But before I had time to accept it

hits me over the head, doesn't care if I’m limp

Cause he's got all my manhood and wallet

You might laugh you might frown

walkin round Long-dong town

[Chorus]

Fun is in my fly oh why oh why

I’d love to be in someone else

Fun is in my fly oh why oh why

I’d love to be in someone else

When you look with your eyes

Everything seems nice

But if you look twice

you can see it's all lies

Life, that's seedy life, yeah that's seedy life, that's seedy life

Life, that's seedy life, yeah that's seedy life, that's seedy life