I want to show Lily my willy

Sang to the tune of LDN

Riding through the city with a stiff all

day

Cause the filth give me a blue tablet

It doesn't get me down and I feel OK

Cause the girls that I'm seeing are mingers

Everything seems to look as it should

But I wonder what goes on behind doors

A fella looking dapper, but he's sitting with a slapper

Then I see it's a pimp and my crack whore

You might laugh you might frown

Walkin' round Long-dong town

[Chorus]

Fun is in my fly oh why oh why

I’d love to be in someone else

Fun is in my fly oh why oh why

I’d love to be in someone else

When you look with your eyes

Everything seems nice

But if you look twice

it’s more than meets the eye

There was a foxy lil’ lady, who was walkin down the road
She struggled with funbags from Sex-po

There was me from the city having a wank in the park

I believe that it's called al frisko

Then a kid came along to offer a hand

But before I had time to accept it

hits me over the head, doesn't care if I’m limp

Cause he's got all my manhood and wallet

You might laugh you might frown

walkin round Long-dong town

[Chorus]

Fun is in my fly oh why oh why

I’d love to be in someone else

Fun is in my fly oh why oh why

I’d love to be in someone else

When you look with your eyes

Everything seems nice

But if you look twice

you can see it's all lies

Life, that's seedy life, yeah that's seedy life, that's seedy life

Life, that's seedy life, yeah that's seedy life, that's seedy life

It's the Godfathers of spunk!

Yes, it's Mr Kullar Shaker and Afrodisiac at CHIJMES. The original groove meisters that brought you the great disco hits of 'Dude, where's my department?' and 'Project Run Away'. After a hiatus of 10 years and 13 months, the defunct purveyors of disco that used to wow the crowds of Studio 54 and made love to a generation (as well as giving birth to one; so far 32 lovechilds tracked but whose is who's not confirmed yet) made a one-night only cumback.

Looking as hip, sexy as ever, they put on a show-stopping performance that as one 13 year-old girl put it: "I'm so wet !" Thankfully we found a pail just in time. After they had rocked the dance floor, the after-party was housed in Le Baroque. Unfortunately Mr Kullar Shaker was nowhere to be seen as he had retired to his chamber. He was commented as saying 'he needed to plug the pipes' to the aforementioned girl. Afrodisiac 'came' later to his partner-in-crime's temporary abode . As i speak, the Singapore government are still trying to extradite both for the harms they did that night.

Their publicist could not comment on their whereabouts except that Mr Kullar Shaker was last seen scouring the back streets of Manila with an eager eye looking for an alleged long-lost son. Afrodisiac was helping to keep a look-out.